Showing posts with label ridiculous things. Show all posts
Showing posts with label ridiculous things. Show all posts

Thursday, June 9, 2011

The tinglies.


Little glittery rainbows
Shimmering and coursing down through me
(Because everyone knows that glittery rainbows flow down)
Sometimes they’re just little bursts in my stomach
Some other times they go streaming through my heart
Or they start in my throat and spread all through my chest and stomach
Those tinglies might go racing off my shoulders and down my arms
Shooting out of my finger tips in sparks of light
Now and then they even quiver through my legs, threatening to topple me over
(I suppose I can’t complain, as they’d be making me fall for you)
I know I said that glittery rainbows only flow down
But sometimes those tinglies swirl over, around, and all through my heart
Making me giddy with hope and happiness
As the sparkling fairy dust causes my heart to soar
Like those little, brightly colored plastic ponies
With sparkling wings and shiny, shimmering mane and tail
So childish, innocent, and completely free of care
And now images and memories of Lisa Frank come to mind
Full of pink and purple and rainbows
Puppies, Panda Bears, and Unicorns
All the bright little things that girls love
I’m not sure how I got here, but somehow it fits
It’s you and the things you do that bring me to this place
You fill me with sparkles of laughter and love
You turn the sky to ridiculous shades of rainbow fun
And all my girly, childish hopes and dreams
You are bringing those to life
The only way you could make this better
Is to finally get me my own unicorn
And maybe some ridiculously cute stickers
And tubes of glitter paint
And some absurdly pink stationary
And then I can write you sweet love notes
Signed with hugs and kisses
And those little ring stamps
You know, the pink and purple ones
With the smiley face heart
Or the little cats and dogs
Just remember what I said before
You make me so silly for you
So it’s your own fault

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This is the poem I've been talking about in my past few posts, debating whether or not I should go ahead and share it.This was written a couple months ago in a moment of sheer silliness and happiness. (In case you can't tell from reading it... :P)

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

I have fallen

So it finally happened. It's come to this. My poetry has gone to the dark side. And by that, I mean super cheese. Like, ridiculously so. I can't seem to stop. Things pop into my head, and they have to be written. I have several completed, but unpublished poems. I have many beginnings, middles, or snippets just waiting to be finished. And now I'm left with the question.... should I post any of them? Should I really share the cheese? Should I really subject you all to that? Is it even proper for me to post them publicly, or should I be saving them for only the eyes of their inspiration? Mehhhh.

Friday, February 25, 2011

Old LOTR adventures with two fellow fanatics.

I was doing some cleaning in the basement over the summer when I came across a box of memories. Among other things in the box, I found a couple pieces of paper, folded together. On those pieces of paper were the drafts to an old adventure series I kept up with two dear friends. These adventures, were continuations of the Lord of the Rings. These two friends are the ones responsible for making me finally watch and read the LOTR series, and I ended up falling in love with it as much as they. As a group, we decided that we needed more, and what was already written was not enough. Therefore, we assigned each other characters, and started our own continuation of the series. We were very proud of our method.See, we employed the High Tech computer of Middle Earth as a means of recording and sharing our adventures. For example, one of my characters sits down at the computer to write out a letter to another character, and then something comes up to distract that character or some trouble comes up, and they have to leave the computer. That is the point when the computer takes over and starts recording everything that takes place. Eventually, the computer sends the message to whoever its intended recipient is. The computer always managed to come along on the adventures, whether the character was running off to battle, escaping someone, rescuing someone, exploring, etc. (But of course, we'd actually send those emails to everyone, so we could all keep up with the adventure.) From that point, someone else would pick up the adventure and continue it. What would be fun were the times when one person's characters were visiting another person's characters, and then the person in charge of the characters being visited got to include all the characters there in their next section of the adventure, not just their own characters. We had a lot of fun with all this. Of course, we were much younger, and looking back on it, haha, a lot of it was pretty silly and almost embarrassing. I do not remember what adventure was going on that required this ransom note, but here are the two drafts of it that I found. I'm thinking the (tbd) at the end meant that I had not yet decided who was sending the note..... I'm assuming that I eventually did, before I typed the final version and sent it. Following the ransom notes is a draft of a section in some adventure. It really is quite silly, but it is kindof fun to look back at what we wrote.

My Lord Imrahil,

If you value the life of your daughter, you will follow my every order with the utmost precision. You will leave all your troops behind, unarmed, and with orders to do all my bidding. You will come, with only one servant for the lady, to the place my messengers will show you. There, if you relinquish your throne and right to call yourself prince to me, your life and your daughter's will be spared. If you wish the life of my lord, the King Eomer, to be spared as well, just hope his men will comply with my terms. I look forward to our meeting.

Oh, and one more thing. You will not alert any of your friends or allies of your plight. That is, of course, if you value the life of your daughter.
Sincerely,
(tbd)

My Lord Imrahil,
If you value the life of your daughter you will follow my every order with the utmost precision. I have you surrounded by my troops, and if you show any resistance, they will destroy you and send runners to me, and I will have my men use L for target practice. Now, if you wish your life to be spared, and the life of your daughter, you will hang white sheets, rags, cloths, or what-have-you, out of all your windows, and surrender all your weapons to my men. Then you will go with the men who brought this message to the place they will show you. If you so desire, you may bring one servant, for milady. When you arrive at the designated meeting place, you will relinquish your throne and right to call yourself prince to me, and I will hand over your daughter to you. Oh, and one more thing. You are not to alert any of your friends or allies to your plight. Unless you wish to make your daughter's death slow and tortuous.
Sincerely,

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(next morning, the sun has barely risen.) My rest is disturbed by a slight rustling at the mouth of the cave. Eomer is sitting up and peering outside. Then he gets up, strings his bow, and silently leaves. Nothing happens. About an hour and a half later, Eomer comes back with two rabbits and some plants. He builds a small fire outside and starts - ugh! Oh how terrible! Oh! *gag* He's cutting the skin off those poor creatures! See how deftly his knife moves, he must be experienced! Oh, oh! *shudder* I can't watch this, thank goodness Lothiriel is still asleep! I shall just watch her in her peaceful sleep . . . Just as the smell of rabbit stew, ugh, starts wafting through the air, Lothiriel stirs, then sits up, yawning.
L- What is that smell! It smells delightful!
E- It is breakfast. Would you care to join me?
L- Yes, I believe I would. I don't remember when I ate last.
(They sit down and E dishes out some stew for them both)
L- How is it that you are so prepared?
E- I had to be prepared during the war of the ring. You never knew when you would be on the move.
L- Oh, you were in the army?
(Eomer looks sideways at her)
E-Yeah, I was in the army. Now, eat before it gets cold.
(pause)
L- This is good, may I ask what's in it?
E- Will- of course. There are rabbits, and there's-
L- *gasp*
 Rabbits? You mean, dead rabbits?
E- I would hardly call them live. Why?
L- You, you killed rabbits? Sweet, furry, innocent, little bunny rabbits? And you're eating them! How, how-
E- I'm sorry if I offend you, but what would you have me do, let us starve? We have no idea how long we will be here, so it's either eat wildlife or starve. I apologize for putting it so bluntly, but there are no other options. You should finish your stew so we can get moving, not that we know where to go.
L- I, I've lost my appetite. I think I'll look around for some berries.
E- I think there were some over there. Don't go out of sight of the cave, I wouldn't want anything to happen to you. We don't need to get separated now.
(Shortly afterward, E began cleaning up the breakfast mess and packed up their things. Just as he was saddling his horse, L came back with tell-tale stains on her hands and face.
E- (laughing) I see you found your breakfast, there's a little stream behind that hill you can wash in.
L- Thank you.
(After L washed and E packed up everything, E offers for L to ride his horse while he walks. She declines, saying she needs exercise.)
E- So, which way should we go? Obviously we won't continue in the direction we were travelling last night.
L- It doesn't really matter that much now I guess. We are hopelessly lost.
E- Nothing is hopeless, my lady, there is always hope.
(The start to move very slowly to the East. If they would only stop to pay attention to me, they would see that I have a built-in compass. I know where we are at all times, but no, computers don't know anything.

Thursday, April 22, 2010

Chocolate!!!!

So I just got back from an all-you-can-eat chocolate buffet. I kindof hurt now. This weekend is relay for life, and a restaurant down on the square had an all-you-can-eat chocolate buffet for $10. I'm not sure how much of the proceeds is going to relay for life, but I'm pretty sure it's a pretty large percentage. I think it's a great way to get people to contribute. There was so much chocolate there! And it was all so rich! We even got to fill up a take home container. I can't think of touching any of it right now, but I'll be very glad to have it tomorrow. It also makes up for my lack of cake yesterday. Haha, more than makes up for it. Hopefully now I will have the energy I've been missing all day so that I can get a good amount of my paper done tonight. Anyway, there's my little blurb, but now something's come up that I gotta take care of, so I'll have to post this without rambling on and on about stuff like I usually do.

Monday, October 12, 2009

Matchmaker, Matchmaker, Plan me no plans, I'm in no rush.

So it seems that everyone wants to play matchmaker for Rachel right now. ??? *sigh*

Rachel has become immersed in the Greencastle culture and community since she spent all her summer here and really got to know the people. She now has many wonderful friends in the community (adults, she loves adults), that she has various activities, concerts, rehearsals, meetings, and church with. So now what happens to her? The women take deep interest in her personal life and ask her about relationships, some even going so far as to hint at particular people and try to set her up. Bah. Rachel doesn't need or want that right now. She is just too busy, not ready for all that, and is actually pretty happy with life right now. (plus she is going on for several more years of schooling after she graduates in '11, so why bother with a boy right now?) Tonight was the first time that a man tried to play matchmaker for Rachel. Yeah, interesting. Let me tell you something, no matter how nice a guy is and no matter how much fun you can have hanging out with him as a friend, a 20 year old girl and a 39 year old guy just isn't going to work. (there are other reasons, but that is definitely the most obvious.) It is, admittedly, rather amusing, but definitely not what Rachel needs right now.

Anyway, Rachel will stop speaking in the third person, end her little blurb, and go back to her homework.